February 2012
31 posts
I think I have a psychological addiction to spliffs (separate from weed)
Or it might just be “not being allowed to smoke cigarettes in my apartment and usually having adequate supply of weed”
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Whoah
That Ayn Rand post I made was so popular and even spawned thoughtful responses. How embarrassing.
To clarify, I would be an unlikely Randian, owing to my apparent weakness…I was mainly referring to the part about hating women.
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Well
Maybe not even castration. Just separate planets.
Clarification
I hate men as a gender and want them to be castrated humanely.
See, I am getting nicer.
SHOCKING NEWS
Did you know that the OFFICIAL sequence is sunset—>twilight—>dusk? For some reason I had always assumed they were interchangeable. NO!
Wikipedia
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I’ve yet to read anything by Ayn Rand despite being so intensely curious to discover why everyone hates her so much…what if I agree with everything she says (and thus discover why everyone hates ME so much!)?!
Know what is fun? Browsing okcupid anonymously and looking at all the people in relationships who link to their significant others’ profiles. Like being a spy! a really bored and shitty spy.
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OK so melatonin works after all? So….what are you supposed to take (before bed) to WAKE you up? I’m sure they have that in NASA and the Army, etc….I really need it….
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Physicists have come up with an equation that... →
“Together with a new mathematical quantity known as the Rapunzel Number, the equation can - they say - be used to predict the shape of any ponytail.”
That is so cool. Fucking science, it’s good for something.
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Tupac is the ugliest person who ever lived. I’m not going to post a picture.
thanks alcohol
for allowing me to wake up early enough to see the sun!!!
oh wait
there isn’t any
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The wonderful dilution gene →
Nothing is better than a peach and grey kitty cat.
(first one looks just like my friend, Kitty)
If you live under NYC in the tunnels, not only do you get free electricity, but you can smoke in your house! (no reliable running water for now though)
Dark Days
P.S. also you can have lots of doggies without paying a deposit
Fun Stories →
“I can honestly say I never drank at work on Harry Potter. I went into work still drunk, but I never drank at work. I can point to many scenes where I’m just gone. Dead behind the eyes”
oh gosh
I sure wish my revelation regarding my being a lesbian would hurry up and come.
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All the boys, they call me Macarena
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January 2012
15 posts
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SOMETIMES YOU burn your mouth on coffee and then it feels like you did cocaine because you drank the coffee also!!! also i love the beatles??
Tobacco ice cream →
it exists
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http://www.retronaut.co/2011/10/colour-photographs-... →
Looks like a pretty cool place to work
Modern Toilet Restaurent →
Top new creative idea from toilet and shits
Go pee-pee or go poo-poo
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HEY
Colbert just used the Kim Jong Il joke [“Kim Jong Dead”] I made the day after the Dear Leader’s death.
Everybody laughed hard.
I am suing.
I HATE WAKING UP AFTER DARK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much….
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Infested! →
Has everyone seen this horrible/amazing show?
(the “hundreds of rats living in the ceiling” clips totally starts out like a lesbian porno)
December 2011
28 posts
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whoah
Rechargeable batteries really DO short out and smoke and sizzle if they touch metal….even when you thought they were dead. Now I’m scared to use my so innocuous-seeming Magic Flight Launch Box and also I can’t tell if I’m dying of inhaling escaped battery gas or just having a panic attack. This happens SO much…
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It is hard to accept the necessity (?) of going OUTSIDE to have a cigarette….when it is cold and/or late. Either I was severely deprived before or am extremely spoiled now.
